is this (attachment) what an fz50 looks like after a race with chuck norris?

p.s., im trying to get a feel for the whole chuck norris thing. i only found out who he was today.

ok thanks. i looked on wikipedia. so basically hes a hard nut.

Quote from KiDCoDEa :

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

ok but who is he/it

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But who is Norris Chuck?

^ wat he said
(really, i have no idea, i recall the name, but i dunno where from)

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do i have to call chuck norris to settle this?

yes, youd better call him.

or call the stig.

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.... what goes here?

locke yourself in a padded room for 365 days. with the stig.

Quote from dmwright :

I do have s2 but i dmwright username so we can both post (if you get me)

if he doesnt use it why would he still need to post. and who is your freind btw? (his license name)

and im sure your not the first to use it, my dad always has the odd go of lfs, but always offline.

but thats still techniccaly going against the agreement. well, more your freinds agreement, hes just as bad as you, if not worse.

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lol but he thinks hes the main one on the forum just because he has 0% of a life.

Get out more JakG

i still dont entirly agree with your breeching of terms and conditions mind, but id say s2 is a good investment, pluus then youll have your own lfsworld stats and so on.

Quote from dmwright :

What is your problem?????????

Do you really have nothing better to do than sit here, waiting for somebody to say something that you dont agree with.

As i have said before get a life.

+1, @jakg your not the only person who uses this forum you know.

july, my birthday!!!11 1one one eleven onehundredandeleven

or please?

i remember racing her once. she gave me a nice setuo for lx4. if your reading, thank you.

england all the way!!!

hurty ankle or hurty wrist.

wat happend to flash lfs!?!? i treid playing it before and its still the same.

Quote from Shotglass :

something that watches the race and saves short replays every time a freak crash occurs or somebody is idle on track would work though

you mean everytime theres a t1 on lap one?

i think the toilet seats that are clear plastic with barbed wire inside are funny. my brother has one at his house.

@rappa z, are you a hotlapper, would explain alot (alien)

Quote from Gimpster :

I do not think that speed alone does a good driver make and as such would be a poor indicator of a drivers skill. But to each their own.

thats why i said that it could be combined with win/lose ratio, as hotlappers could do a good lap in an empty server, but be crap when theeres another car and track.

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point taken.

one more reason to have a land rover defender rip off in lfs. complete with roll cage and snorkell.

-1

crashes happen in racing. its inevitable.

what, you mean after all this time ive been lied to?

i thought it would be really good, for drivers to be classified, according to their lfs world stats, those with pbs within xx seconds of wr or a certain win lose ratio could be class A drivers, the next could be class B and so on. also add incentive for new people to raise up, and also could help in leagues, when people have different groups. rthered have to be a fairly fair and efficient way of calculating class though. and opffline mode causes problems to, as theres no recorded stats. anyway, ill leave the idea to be flamed over.

hehe i once left a massive mark on a dirt road cos i pulled away with a handbrake on. i am such a foolia. especially to admit to it on this forum.

hello. just thought id visit my old thread once in a while. and remember, use search function, drive clean, send a cheque for £50000 made payable to me, do not wreck, give me your car keys, obey the blue flag, dont do skins in paint. and i think that about covers it. and like rappa z said, be preperead to loose your social life. god i miss mine.

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Idiots also have names, so they will still be there.

LMAO

Quote from sgt.flippy :

I just went for the second time, one in the morning, one in the afternoon, and normally one in the evening Never at school, I don't like public places, they're always so dirty!

i think iv onlty evver had a shit in school about twice. both because of hot currys the night before.